They call me Strawberry

PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY:

icanrelateto:

1. If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside..
2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets..
4. If someone can’t cry, he is weak..

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laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

adamusprime:

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

(Source: coolanimeblog)

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

why did the road cross the chicken?

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