- If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside..
- If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
- If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets..
- If someone can’t cry, he is weak..
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
why did the road cross the chicken?
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